Jokes in Sindhi in phonetic roman script
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There are around 3, OOO, OOO Sindhis outside Sind , the majority still speaking colloquial Sindhi . Specially in Spain and Indonesia and of course in Sindhi pockets like Kalyan , Ajmer , etc etc
Lesser and lesser people are writing in Devnagiri script. With time, this number is dwindling. The only way is to give them a script.: Preferably roman script which they all know.
Who is going to teach these 3, OOO, OOO Sindhis Arabic or devnagiri. script. Otherwise these 3, OOO, OOO Sindhis will be lost to the mainstream for ever .
We have lost 6O years . Let us not lose more before it is too late.
Very recently I went to Dubai . I could talk freely to a worker from Larkana . We talked nearly for half an hour.
A month ago , I had a long chat with someone from the Soomo family .For 15 minutes we chatted and we had no problem in understanding each other. We must give more power to colloquial Sindhi by adaopting roman script . This will ensure that there is a link between the Sindhis all over the world. In India Konkani is written in 4 scripts . They all coexist. Why not 3 scripts for Sindhi?
11. CHARTS OF SINDHI IN PHONETIC ROMAN SCRIPT
FOR SINDHI LANGUAGE
stands for nasal sound You can straightaway start reading.
Study the following charts for fifteen minutes and you will be ready for writing
Alphabets and vowels in Arabic and Devnagari by Poonam Malani Charts of Phonetic roman script for the Sindhi Language
| VOWELS | ||
| cut | a | |
| garden | aa | >NASAL SOUND |
| bit | i | |
| meet | ee | |
| put | u | |
| boot | oo | |
| say | ay | |
| As | ai | |
| Boat | o |
Joke no. 1
Hika d*ee>hu hikr/o Arbu Radio club may> aayo ai> hika kunda may> achee ud/aas mooha> saa> vaythho .
Hika Sindheea jee huna t/ay nazar payee ai> puchhiyaaee>s,’ Hayd*ee ud/aasee chho? ‘
Arba jawab d*ino,’Moo>khay hika t/amaam ajeeb beemaaree aahay. Ai> moo>khay hiku khaas blood group khapay jayko rug/o Hindustaan may> hee milee saghay tho.’
Ai> hina inhay blood group jo naalo d*inusi.
Asaa>jo Sindhi t/ipu d*ayee uthiyo ai> chayaaee>s ,’ Dhhar/eea jo rahim .Ihaa t/a moohi>jee blood group aahay. Maa> t/okhay khoosheea saa> pahi>jo rat/u d*ee>d/usi .’
Arbu ahir/o t/a khush thiyo jo b/iay d/ee>hu asaa>jay Sindheea khay hikr/ee Mercedez car and 5OO.OOO rupiyaa d*inaa>ee>s’.
Unhay kha> poi hoo b/aee gad*jee ispat/aal viya .
Doctoran b/inhee khay binaa kahi> t/akleefa jay blood transfusion t/ay vaadhaayoo> d*inyoo>.
Saala khaa> poi hoo Arabu varee Hind/ustaan vaapas aayo ai> asaa>jay Sindheea khay contact kayaaee>.
Para hina d/afay Arba assaa>jay Si>dheea khay kuchh kona d*ino .
Assaa>jo Si>dhee bilkul mu>jhee viyo ai> Araba khaa> puchhiyaaee>,’Moohi>jaa bhaau ! T/avhee> moo> saa> naaraaz aahiyo chha ?Hina d/afay t/a t/avhee> moo>khay kuchh bi natha d/iyo?’
Araba muskiraayo ai> chayaaee> ,’Maa> t/a t/avhaa> saa> naaraaz thee natho saghaa> .Para g/aalh khay samjho . Moo> may> haar>ay t/avhaa>jo rat/u aahay
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Joke no. 2
Shaayid/ heeu d/uniyaa jo puraar>ay may> puraar>o charcho aahay.2OOO B.C may> shaayad/ pharaoh jay raaj/a may> .
B/ paaraysri hamaysha paar/ may> bahis ka>d/aa raha>d/aa huaa . Hikr/o ho mochee and b/iyo ho gavaeeo .
Mochee chava>d/o ho ,’T/uhi>jo g/aair/u moo>khay sat/aaay tho.Kayt/raa d/afaa maa> pahi>jay aag/iriun khay mut/arko har/ a>d/o aahiyaa>.’
Gavaeeo chavand/o huo.’,T/u>jee thhak thhak hamaysha moohi>jay g/aair/a may bha>g* thee vijhay . Maa> t/aal may g/aa ay natho saghaa>.’ So b/aee vir/had/aa vir/>d/aa raajaa vat/ viyaa
Raajaa t/amaam dhiyaan sa> hunani khay b/udho ai> poi chayaee>,’ T/avhee> b/aee bayvakoof aahiyo.Pahi>jaa kamraa hika b/iyay saa> bad/laayo.‘
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Joke no. 3
Hikr/ee restaurant jo maalik Bangkok market may> pahi>jee restaurant jay laai khaykhr/a vathhar> viyo .
D/ukaan jay maalik pahree> tokr/ee kholee and graahika khay khaykhr/aa d*aykhaaray chayo ,’ Hee hit/ay jaa local Thai khaykhr/aa aahin.’
Giraahika inkaar kayo ai> javaab d*inaaee> , ‘ Hee t/a beemaar thaa lag/an .‘
D/ukaan jay maalik b/ee tokr/ee kholi ai> huna khay khakhr/aa d*aykhaariyaa ,
Ai> chayaaee> ,’Hee Indonesia jaa khaykhr/aa aahin.’
Graahika chayo ‘,Para hee t/a t/amaam na>dhha aahin .B/ee ka variety d*aykhaar .’
Dukaan jay maalik tee> tokr/ee kholee para tokr/eea t/ay ko bi dhhaku kona ho .
‘Hee t/a first class aahin para tokr/eea t/ay dhhaku chho kona aahay ?’
D/ukaan jay maalik chayusi ‘Hee Hindust/aanee khaykhr/aa aahin. .Jad*ahi> bi ko b/aahir nikr/ar> jee koshash ka>d/o aahay t/a b/iyaa hunakhay vaapas chhikee>d/aa aahin .Inhay karay moo>khay kahi> dhhaka jee zaroorat/ konhay .’
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Joke no. 4
Asaa>jay par/aysree moo>khay chayo ,’ Maa> t/amaam methodical aahiyaa> ai> t/amaam cha>g*ee> t/arah plan ka>d/o aahiyaa> .’ Moo> puchhiyo maa>s ,’Keea>’ ?
Hina javaab d*ino ,’ Harroz jad*ahi> maa> ni>da maa> uth>ad/o aahiyaa> t/a pahiriyo> kam iho ka>d/o aahiya> t/a subooha jay paper may> jaachee>d/o aahiyaa> t/a moohi>jo naalo ai> photo maree viyala maa>r>hun may> t/a konhay .Jay na , t/a maa> saamat/ jo saahu khar>ee plan ka>d/o aahiyaa> t/a d/ee>ha may > chhaa chhaa ka>d/usi .’
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Joke no. 5
Hikr/ay maar>hooa pahi>jay d/ost/a khay chayo ,’Shabass athaee jo d*ahan saalan jay shaad/eea kha> bi poi pahi>jee joi saa> hair/o mithho telephone t/ay vaythho g/aalhaahee>?’
D/ost/a javaab d*inusi ,’ Heea moo>hjee joi konhay para t/uhi>jee .’
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Joke no. 6
Hikr/ay maar>hooa pahi>jay d/ost/a khay chayo ,’Moo>hi>jee joi t/a firsht/o aahay.’
D/ost/as javaab d*inus ,’ T/oo> khooshnaseeb aahee> .Moo>hi>jee joi aj*aa> t/aaee> jeear/ee aahay.’
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Joke no. 7
’Hikr/ee zaal chayo,’Shaadeea khaa> poi moo>hijo mur/su Lakhaapat/ee aahay.’
Sa>d/asi saahir/eea puchiyus ,’Shaad/eea khaa> ag/u may> chhaa ho ?’
Zaala javaab d*ino ,’ Arbupat/ee .
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Joke no. 8
Hikr/o mar/hoo doctor vati viyo ai> chayaaee>s ,’Doctor! Moo>khay t/amaam vad*o problem aahay . Jad*ahi> moohi>jee joi moo>saa> g/aalhaa ay thee t/a maa> kuchhu kona tho budhee saghaa> para jad*ahi> b/iyaa tha g/aalhaaeen , t/a maa> t/amaam cha>g*ee t/arah b/udhee tho saghaa> .Mahirbaanee karay moo>khay mad/ad/ kayo .’
Doctor javaab d*ino ,’ Dhar>eea t/avhaa>khay hika sookhr/ee d/inee aahay and t/avhee> unakhay vaapas thaa karar> chaahiyo .Maa> t/avhaa>khay hair/ay kinay kama may> mad/ad/ natho karay saghaa> .T/avhee> t/a Mahat/maa piaa lag/o .Dhar>eea khay prathnaa kayo t/a moo>khay bi sag/ee sookhree d*iay .’
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Joke no. 9
Hikr/ee train platform chhad*ar>a t/ay huee t/a hikr/o maar>hoo dukoo> paaee>d/o a>d/ar hika compartment may> ghir/yo . Ut/ay ag/u may>hee hikr/o maar>hoo vaytho ho .
Jayko maar>hoo ag/ayee vaythho ho , unhay khay chayaaee> ,’Dhar>ee rahim karay ! Chha t/a garmee aahay !’ Ai> A/C start kayaaee> .
B/io maar>hoo naaraaz thee viyo ai> paar> khay chayaaee> ,’Lag/ay tho t/a hinakhay fazeelata kona aahay . Moo>khaa> puchhar>a khaa> savaai A/C start kayaaee> .’
So chayaaee>,’Ag/umay> hee hit/ay thadhi aahay. A/C start na kari.’
So paar>a may> bahisu shroo kara>a lag/aa ai> zaray ghati maaraamaaree thay shroo kayaaoo>
T/ayt/ray may> guard achee ut/ay pahut/o ai> puchhiyaaee> ,’ Chhaa t/ay bahisu karay rahiyaa aahiyo?’
B/inhee musaafiran huna d/aahu nihaariyo ai pahi>jee pahi>jee point of view d/inee .
Guard jawab d/ino ,’Dhar>ee rahim karay !.Para A/C t/a kharaab aahay .’
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Joke no. 10
Hikr/o mareez doctor vat/i viyo
‘Doctor saahib !’ hina chayo ,’Moo>khay hiku problem aahay. ..Jad*ahi> bi kayru ko number tho cha ay , t/a maa> ag/t/ay tho g/ar/ar>u shroo kayaa>.’
Doctor khays d/avaa d/inee ai> chayaaee> ‘,Hee t/a t/amaam ajeeb case aahay.’T/oo> moo>khay paisaa bhalay poi d*iji ‘.’ Kuchu d*ee>han khaa> poi mareez doctor vat/ vaapas viyo ai> chayaaee>s ,’ Doctor !Maa> t/a safaa chhutee viyo aahyaa> . T/avhaa> khay kayt/raa paisaa d*iyaa>?.’
Doctor javaab d*ino ,’Rug/o pa>j sav.’
Mareeza chayo,’Chhaa rug/o pa>j sav !Pa>j sav hiku .Pa>j sav b/a.Pa>j sav tay .’…
Ai> g/arar>u b>ad/ ee na karay .
Doctor hatha jor/ay chayusi ,’Lag/ay tho t/a t/avhee> bilkul kona chhutaa aahiyo .Mahirbaanee karay moo>khay shaa>t/ may> r ahar> d*iyo.’
Mareez b/aahir viyo ai> paar>a khay chayaaee> ,,Dhar>ee moohi>jaa !Rug/o pa>j sav .’
Ai> hoo khila>d/ay khila>d/ay ghar viyo .
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Joke no. 11 - Ghara jee yaad/ jo sat/aayal
Hiku Girahik restaurant may> ud/aas chihr/ay saa> gir/yo ai> kunda may> vaj*ee vaythho ./
Waitress agiyaa> viyas ai> puchhiyaaee>s ,'T/ahvaa>khay chhaa khapay ?'
Grahik javaab d*ino ,'Hiku sar/iyal toast and kaaree kha>du khaa> savaai coffee'.
Waitress ajaba may> paijee d*aahusi niharaayo para hair/a girahaka d*isar> t/ay hooa hiryala huee .
Maathh may> jaykee ghir/iyo viyo hosis , so aa>d/aaee> and puchhiyaaee>s,
Thheek aahay.'
Girahaaka javaab d*ino ,' Haar>ay moohi>jay saamho vayhu ai> khit khit kar .Moo>kahy ghar jee yaad/ sat/aa ay rahee aahay .'
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