JOKES IN PHONETIC ROMAN SCRIPT.
Joke no. 1
Hiku Arbu Radio Club Me'n
Hika d^ee'nhu hikr^o Arbu Radio club me'n aayo ai'n hika kunda me'n achee ud~aas moo'nha saa'n vetho .
Hika Sindh~eea jee huna t~e nazar pe-ee ai'n puchhiyaaee'ns,' Hed^ee ud~aasee chho?'
Arba javaab d^ino,'Moo'nkhe hika t~amaam ajeeb beemaaree aahe . Ai'n moo'nkhe hiku khhaas blood group khape jeko rug^o Hindustaan me'n ee milee saghe th~o.'
Ai'n hina unhe blood group jo naalo d^inus.
Asaa'njo Sindh~ee tipu d~e-ee uth~iyo ai'n chayaaee'n ,' Dhan~ee Rahim kare .!Ihaa t~a mu'nhi'njee blood group aahe. Maa'n t~avhaa'nkhe khhoosheea saa'n pa'nhi'njo rat~u d~ee'nd~us,'
Arbu ahir^o t~a khhoosh th~iyo jo b^ie d^ee'nhu asaa'nje Sindh~eea khe hikr^ee Mercedez car and 5OO.OOO rupayaa d^inaaee'n.
- Unhe khaa'n poi hoo b^aee gad^jee ispat~aal viyaa .
Doctors b^inhee khe binaa ka'nhi'n t~akleef je blood transfusion t~e vaadh~aayoo'n d^inyoo'n.
Saala khaa'n poi hoo Arbu varee Hindustaan vaapas aayo ai'n asaa'nje Sindh~eea khe contact kayaaee'n.
Para hina d~afe Arba asaa'n je Sindh~eea khe kuchh kona d^ino.
Asaa'njo Sindh~ee bilkul mu'njhee viyo ai'n Araba khaa'n puchhiyaaee'n,'Mu'nhi'njaa bhaau! t~avhee'n moo'nsaa'n naraaz aahiyo chhaa? Hina d~afe t~a moo'nkhe kuchh bi nath~aa d^iyo??'
Arba muskiraayo ai'n chayaaee'n,'Maa'n t~a t~avhaa'n saa'n naaraaz th~ee nath~o saghaa'n. Para g^aalh khe samjho. Moo'n me'n haan~e t~avhaa'n jo rat~u aahe.
End of the joke
Joke no. 2
Siyaan~o Raajaa
Shaayid~ heeu d~uniyaa jo puraan~e me'n puraan~o charcho aahe .2OOO B.C me'n pharaoh je raajaaeea me'n.
B^a paar^esree hameshaa paan~a me'n bahis ka'nd~aa raha'nd~aa huaa . Hikr^o ho mochee ai'n b^iyo ho gavaeeo.
Gavaeeo chava'nd~o ho,"T~uhi'njee thak thak hameshaa mu'nhi'nje g^aain~a me'n rolo th~ee vijhe . Maa'n t~aala me'n g^aae nath~o saghaa'n.
Mochee javaab d^ee'nd~o ho,'T~u'nhi'njo g^aain~ moo'nkhe sat~aae th~o.Ket~raa d~afaa maa'n pa'nhi'nje aa'ng~riun khe mut~arko han~a'nd~o aahiyaa'n."
So b^aee hina numoone vir^hand~aa vir^hand~aa raajaa vat faisle laai viyaa
Raajaa t~maam dh~iyaan saa'n b^inhee khe b^udh~o ai'n poi chayaaee'n ,'Tavhee'n b^aee ked^aa na bevakoof aahiyo. Kamraa khan~ee mataayo:'
End of the joke
Joke no. 3
Hind~ust~aanee Khekhr^aa
Hikr^ee restaurant jo maalik Bangkok market me'n pa'nhi'njee restaurant je laai khekhr^aa vathan~a viyo.
D~ukaan je maalik pahree'n tokr^ee kholee ai'n graahika khe khekhr^aa d^ekhaare chayo ,' Hee hit~e jaa local Thai khekhr^aa aahin.'
Graahka inkaar kayo ai'n javaab d^inaaee'n, 'Hee t~a beemaar th~aa lag^an.'
D^ukaan je maalik b^ee tokr^ee kholee ai'n huna khe khekhr^aa d^ekhaariyaa,
Ai'n chayaaee'n ,'Hee Indonesia jaa khekhr^aa aahin.'
Graahk chayo ', Para hee t~a t~amaam na'ndha aahin .B^ee ka variety d^ekhaar.'
Dukaan je maalik tee'n tokr^ee d^ekhaariyas para tokr^eea t~e ko bi dhaku kona ho.
Graahka chayo, "Hee t~a first class aahin para tokr^eea t~e dhaku chho kona aahe?'
D~ukaan je maalik chayus 'Hee Hind~ust~aanee khekhr^aa aahin. .Jad^ahi'n bi ko b^aahir nikran~a jee koshish ka'nd~o aahe t~a b^iyaa hunakhe vaapas chhikee'nd~aa aahin. Inhe kare moo'nkhe ka'nhi'n bi dhaka jee zaroorat~ konhe.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 4
Methodical Par^esree
Asaa'nje par^esree moo'nkhe chayo ,''Maa'n t~amaam methodical aahiyaa'n ai'n t~amaam chag~ee'n t~arah d^ee'nhu
plan ka'nd~o aahiyaa'n.'
Moo'n puchhyomaa'ns,'Keea'n?"
Hina javaab d^ino ,"Harroz jad^ahi'n maa'n ni'nda maa'n uth~a'nd~o aahiyaa'n,t~a pahiriyo'n kam iho ka'nd~o aahiya'n t~a subooha je paper me'n jaachiyaa'n t~ a mu'nhi'njo naalo ai'n photo maree viyal maan~hun me'n t~a konhe. Je na , t~a maa'n saamat~ jo saah khan~ee plan ka'nd~o aahiyaa'n t~a d^ee'nha jo maa'n chhaa chhaa ka'nd~us'
End of the joke
Joke no. 5
Methaahaj jo G^ujhu
Hikr^e maan~hooa pa'nhi'nje d~ost~a khe chayo,'Shaabass ath~aee jo d^ahan saalan je shaad~eea khaa'n poi bi pa'nhi'njee joi saa'n hair^o mitho telephone t~e vetho g^aalhaahee'n?'
D^ost~a javaab d^inus,' Heea mu'nhi'njee joi konhe para t~u'nhi'njee,".'
End of the joke
Joke no. 6
Frisht~o
Hikr^e maan~hooa pa'nhi'nje d~ost~a khe fakhhura saa'n chayo ,'Mu'nhi'njee joi t~a frisht~o aahe.'
D~ost~a javaab d^ino,' T~oo'n khhooshnaseeb aahee'n. Mu'nhi'njee joi aj~aa'n t~aaee'n jeear^ee aahe.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 7
Shaad~eea Khaa'n Poi
'Hikr^ee zaala chayo,'Asaa'njee Shaad~eea khaa'n poi mu'nhi'njo mur^su haan~e Lakhaapat~ee th~iyo aahe'
Sa'nd~as saahir^eea puchiyus ,'Shaad~eea khaa'n ag^u me'n chhaa ho?'
Zaala javaab d^ino,' Crorpat~ee.
End of the joke
Joke no. 8
Ajeeb Beemaaree
Hikr^o man~hoo doctor vat viyo ai'n chayaaee'n ,'Doctor! Moo'nkhe t~amaam vad^o problem aahe. Jad^ahi'n mu'nhi'njee joi moo'nsaa'n g^aalhaae th~ee t~ a maa'n kuchhu kona th~o b^udh~ee saghaa'n para jad^ahi'n b^iyaa th~aa
g^aalhaaeen , t~a maa'n t~amaam cha'ng~ee t~arah b^udh~ee th~o saghaa'n. Mahirbaanee kare moo'nkhe mad~ad~ kayo.'
Doctor javaab d^ino ,' Dhan~ee t~avhaa'n khe hika sookhr^ee d^inee aahe ai'n t~avhee'n unakhe vaapas th~aa karan~ chaahiyo. Maa'n t~avhaa'nkhe aihr^e bedh~armee kama me'n mad~ad~ nath~o kare saghaa'n .T~avhee'n t~a Mahat~maa piaa lag^o .Dhan~eea khe prath~naa kayo t~a moo'nkhe bi sag^ee sookhr^ee d^e.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 9
Paan~akhe Bevakoof Banaain~u
Hikr^ee train platform chhad^an~a t~e huee t~a hikr^o maan~hoo dukoo'n paaee'nd~o hika compartment me'n a'nd~ar ghir^yo. Ut~e ag^u me'nhee hikr^o maan~hoo vetho ho.
Jeko maan~hoo ag^e-ee vetho ho , unhe khe chayaaee'n ,'Dhan~ ee rahim kare! Chhaa t~a garmee aahe!'
Ai'n A/C start kayaaee'n ...
B^iyo maan~hoo naaraaz th~ee viyo ai'n paan~khe chayaaee ,'Lag^e th~o t~a hinakhe fazeelat na aahe. Moo'nkhaa'n puchhan~a khaa'n savaai A/C start kayaaee'n.'
So chayaaee'n,'Ag^u me'n hee hit~e th~adh~i aahe. A/C start na kar'
So paan~a me'n bahis shroo kayaaoo'n ai'n zare ghat maaraamaaree th~e kayaaoo'n
Et~re me'n guard achee ut~e pahut~o ai'n puchhiyaaee'n ,' Chhaa t~e bahis kare rahiyaa aahiyo?'
B^inhee musaafiran huna d^aa'nh nihaariyo ai'n pa'nhi'njee pa'nhi'njee raai d^inee.
Guard javaab d^ino, 'Dhan~ee rahim kare! Para A/C t~ a khharaab aahe.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 10
Ajeeb Beemaaree
Hikr^o mareez doctor vat viyo.
"Doctor"!Hina chayo,'Moo'nkhe hikr^o problem aahe. Jad^ahi'n bi ker ko number th~o chaye t~a maa'n ag^t~e th~o g^an~an~ shroo kayaa'n."
Doctor hina khe d~avaa d^inee ai'n chayaaee'n ," Hee t~a ajeeb beemaaree aahe ,Bhale t~oo'n moo'nkhe poi paisaa d^iji."
Thoran d^ee'nhan khaa'n poi mareez vaapas aayo ai'n chayaaee'n,"Doctor! Maa'n safaa theek th~ee viyo aahiyaa'n T~avhaa'n khe ket~ro d^iyaa'n ?"
Doctor chayo," Rug^o 5OO."
Mareez chayo," Chhaa rug^o 5OO . 5O1, 5O2, 5O3……"
Ai'n g^an~an~u ba'nd~ hee na kare.
Doctor hath~a jor^e chayus ,"Lag^e th~o t~a t~oo'n kona chhuto aahee'n.Mahirbaanee kare moo'nkhe shaant~ me'n chad^i.."
Mareez b^aahir viyo ai'n paan~a khe chayaaee'n,"Dhan~ee mu'nhi'njaa !Rug^o 5OO."
Ai'n hoo khila'nd~e khila'nd~e ghar viyo .
End of the joke
Joke no. 11
Hooshiyaar Naukar
Ghar jo maalik t~amaam ud~aas mood me'n ghar pahut~o.
Sache geeha jee khhooshbooa khes kheekaariyo.
Naukar khe chayaaee'n ,"B^udh~u :Aj^u mu'nhi'njee nokree pooree th~ee. Jest~aaee'n moo'nkhe b^ee naukr^ee mile,sache gheea jahr^iyoo'n maha'ngiyoo'n shayoo'n kama me'n na aan~. Khharch safaa ghat kar.'
B^ie d^ee'nh jad^ahi'n vaapas motiyo ,t~a sag^ee gheea jee khhooshboo huee'
Naukara khe chayaaee'n ,Moo'n t~okhe kona chayo t~a mu'nhi'njee naukr^ee pooree th~ee aahe ai'n jest~aaee'n bi^ee mile ,t~est~aaee'n gheea jahr^iyoo'n ma'nhaa'ngiyoo'n shayoo'n kam me'n na aan~ji."
Naukar javaab d^ino," Par saaee'n! Maa'n t~a rug^o pa'nhi'nje laai hee dish thaahe rahiyo aahiyaa'n, chhakan~ t~a, mu'nhi'njee naukr^ee aj~aa'n t~aaee'n salaamat~ aahe."
Je t~avhee'n chaahiyo t~a maa'n t~avhaa'n khe ahir^o hooshyaar naukar mokle saghaa'n th~o!
End of the joke
Joke no. 12
Akhhbaar me'n photo
Vechaaro man~hoo aj~aa'n mas ghara me'n ghir^yo ho t~a joi roobaroo aayas .
Puchhyaaee'ns," T~okhe khhabara aahe t~a chhaa th~iyo aahe ?"
Mur^sas javaab d^ino," Na .".
Assaa'n je paar^esreea jo photo paper me'n aayo aahe. Dhan~ee mu'nhi'njaa! Chhaa t~a mashhooree."
Mur^sas puchhiyus ,"T~okhe khhabar aahe t~a vad^e smuggling je case me'n pakr^iyo viyo aahe ?"
"Chhaa th~iyo?"Jon~as javaab d^ino,"Photo mir^e-ee photo aahe. Ko fark konhe t~a chho paper me'n aayo aahe ,"
Khair!B^iye mahine me'n asaa'nje ghara me'n t~amaam vad^ee shaand~aar party aahe. Society jaa choo'nd choo'nd man~hoo ee'nd~aa. Koshish kar t~a t~u'nhi'njo bi photo ka'nhi'n na ka'nhi'n numoone me'n paper me'n ache. Mu'nhi'nje friends t~e zabard~ast~ impression th~ee'nd~o, Jon~as chayo.
Vechaare mur^sas rug^o muskiraayo. Chhaa atkalee. Iho maan~hoo diplomatic service me'n t~amaam vad^o officer ho
End of the joke
Joke no. 13
Hoshiyaar Peeu
Peeu ai'n putu hikr^ee restaurant me'n vehee t~amaam mauja me'n g^aalhiyoo'n kare rahiyaa huaa
Ocht~o b^aara puchhiyo ,"Papa!Cha'nda ai'n dh~art~eea hika b^ie khaa'n ket~ro pare aahin ?'
Kuchhu vakt~ pin~as maath me'n rahiyo.
Poi chayaaee'n,"Puta ! Moo'nkhe khhabara kon aaahe."
Kujhu mintan khaa'n poi puta varee puchhiyo'"Papa! Cha'ndu sija khaa'n chho th~o ghat chimke?',
Peeu varee minta laai maath me'n rahiyo.
Poi chayaaee'n ,"Puta moo'nkhe maaf kar. Moo'nkhe khhabar na aahe t~a chho."
Varee kujhu mintan khaa'n poi puta puchhiyo,"Kahi'n mahal cha'ndu na'ndho ai'n kahi'n mahal vad^o chho th~o nazar ache ?"
Varee pin~as javaab d^ino," Maaf kar puta mu'nhi'njaa !Inhe jo moo'n vati javaab konhe.!
Varee kuchh mintan khaa'n poi putas kujhu puchhan~ shroo kayo para ocht~o beehee rahiyo.
Pin~as chayo,"Mu'nhi'njaa puta !Zaroor moo'nkhaa'n suvaala puchhu nat~a general knowledge keea'n ee'nd~ui?"
Para putas rug^o muskiraayo.
Putas ee-e'n chho kayo ? Moo'nkhe ker b^udh~aaee'nd~o ?
End of the joke
Joke no. 14
Musical Kanu
Sindh~iyun t~e aksar thatholee kayee ve'nd~ee aahe t~a music laai kanu kona ath~an.
Maaf kajo maa'n alag raai jo aahiyaa'n
Ko bi sona jo siko zameena t~e uchhliyo t~a rug^o ko Sindh~ee hee t~avhaa'nkhe b^udh~aae sagha'nd~o t~a ghan~an carats jo aahe .
End of the joke
Joke no. 15
An~tara'nd~ar Pachharee
Joi mur^su ka'nhi'n five star hotel me'n t~amaam pyaar jee mood me'n dine kare rahiyaa huaa .
Ocht~o zaala pa'nhi'nje mur^sa d^aa'nh nihaariyo ai'n chayaaee'n ,"Hee t~oo'n chhaa kare rahiyo aahee'n ?Aj~aa'n maa'n sita ee nath~ee pooree kayaa'n t~a'nhi'n khaa'n ag^u me'n hee chaee'n th~o,: T~oo'n theeeek th~ee chayee'n?'
Mur^sas javaab d^ino, "Kahir^o fark th~o pae je maa'n sita je shrooaaat~ yaa pachhaareea me'n chavaa'n th~o t~a t~oo'n baraabar ahee'n. Aakhhir men t~a iho ee chavn~o aahe t~a t~oo'n baraabar aahee'n. So jekee aus th~iyan~o aahe unhe khe shrooaat~ me'n hee maa'n maj~aa'n th~o.Inhe karan~ saa'n tension na th~ee'nd~o".
Hee aad~ khaa'n mushkil g^aalh keea'n th~aa salyo? Asaa'nkhe zaroor b^udh~aayo.
End of the joke
Joke no. 16
Sust~ Me'n Sust~ Shaagird~
Maast~ar pa'nhi'nje shaagird~an maa'n sakhht bezaar ho.
Chayaaee'n,"Umir me'n kad^ahi'n bi moo'n hair^aa sust~ shaagrid~a na d^ithaa aahin.."
Ocht~o hikr^o khhiyaal aayus.
Chayaaee'n, "T~avhaa'n me'n sust~ me'n sust~ ker aahe ?Maa'n unhe khe 1OO rupayaa d^eed~us ."
Sabhu students uth~ee beethaa ai'n chayaaoo'n,"Saaee'n maa'n sust~ me'n sust~aahiyaa'n."
Para hikr^o student vetho rahiyo .
Maast~ar puchhiyus,"T~oo'n chhona uth~ee beetho aahee'n?"
Hina javaab d^ino ,"Saaee'n ! Uth~an~ paan~ khe pat~or^an~ aahe.'
Maast~ar chayo," Lag^e th~o t~a t~o khatiyo aahe. Khhair! Stage t~e achu ai'n achee sau rupayaa vathu."
Student chayo," Saaee'n ! Uth~an~u d^aadho th~akaaee'nd~ar kamu aahe ai'n so bi stage t~aaee'n pa'ndh~u karan~. Mahirbaanee kare notu achee mu'nhi'nje kheese me'n vijho ."
End of the joke
Joke no. 17
Mobile jaa numbar
B^in a'ngrez tourist chokr^iyun hikr^e inspector of police vat veyoo'n ain chayaaoo'n, "B^a maan~hoo asaa'njo peechho kare rahiyaa aahin ai'n assaa'njaa mobile numbers khen d^iyaa'n laai hairaan kare rahiyaa aahin.' .'
Inspector of police chayo," Mat~aa'n ee-e'n kayo. Uhe moo'nkhe d^iyo."
End of the joke
Joke no. 18
Italy jo guide
Hikr^o tourists jo italian guide t~amaam jazbe me'n achee viyo ai'n chayaaee'n ,Saj^ee umir me'n moo'nkhe ahor^o suthe subhav jo, ai'n hoshiyaar group kona gad^iyo aahe ."
Ai'n saaraah karan~ ba'nd~ hee na kare .
Hikr^o American ja'nhi'n hinaje hooshiyaar g^aalaahian~a je puthiyaa'n hinajee chaal samjhee t~a suthiyoo'n tips milans, puchhiyus," Ai'n , d^ee'nha me'n ghan~aa d~afaa ahir^e suthe subhaav joo'n ai'n hooshiyaar groups gad^ja'nd~o ahhee'n ?'
End of the joke
Joke no. 19
Smoking Maan~hoo
Hikr^e shaand~aar departmental store je b^aahiraa'n hikr^o maan~hoo vad^o Havana jo cigar smoke kare rahiyo ho.
Hikr^o laa'nghaaoo beehee rahiyo ai'n ajab me'n huna khe d^ithaaee'n .
Maan~hooa khe chayaaee'n, 'Chhaa t~a khhooshboo aahe! D^ee'nha'n me'n hair^aa ghan~aa cigars smoke ka'nd~o ahhee'n .'
Maan~hoo hair^e suvaal t~e th~oro ajaba me'n paijee viyo para fazeelat~ je kare javaab d^inaaee'n', Ghan~aa na. Shaayid~ d^ee'nha me'n d^ah shaayid~ vadh~eeka ."
Laa'nghaaooa puchhiyus , 'Je d~il me'n na karee'n t~a b^udh~aai hika jo aghu kaihr^o aahe ?'
Maan~hooa javaab d^ino ,''Ghan~o na ,Atkal 1OO rupaya hikr^e cigar jaa.'
Laa'nghaaoa puchhiyo,'Dhan~ee mu'nhi'njaa !Ai'n ghan~an saalan khaa'n smoke ka'nd~o aahee'n?
Maan^hoo hin suvaalan math~aa'n suvaalan t~e th~oro ajab me'n paijee viyo para sabur saa'n chayaaee'n,"Atkal 5O saal."
Laa'nghaaooa ajab me'n chayo,"Dhan~ee mu'nhi'njaa !Chhaa t~oo'n mahisoos karee'n th~o t~a je t~oo'n ie'n na karee'n haa t~a jahi'n building je ag^yaa'n beetho aahee'n saa tu'nhi'njee huje haa ?"
Maan~hoo haan~e naaraaz th~ee viyo ai'n lagha'nd~ar khaa'n puchhiyaaee'ns, "Lag^e th~o t~a t~oo'n smoke kona ka'nd~o aahee'n. Chhaa heea t~u'nhi'njee building aahe.?"
Laghand~ar, javaab d^ino,' Na..."
Maan~hooa javaab d^ino,"Khhair !Maa'n hina building jo maalik aahyaa'n"
End of the joke
Joke no. 20
Ghara jee yaad~ jo sat~aayal
Hikr^o graahku hikr^ee restaurant me'n ud~aasee chahr^e saa'n ghir^yo. Ai'n hika ku'nda me'n vaj~ee vetho
Waitress ag^yaa'n vadh~ee viyas ai puchhyaaee'ns ," T~avhaa'nkhe chhaa khape?"
Graahka javaab d^ino,'Hikr^o sar^yal toast ai'n coffee kha'ndu ai'n kheera khaa'n savaai ."
Waitress vaair^ee th~ee ve_ee para hooa ahr^an graahkan t~e hiryal huee .
So maath meth mei'n jekee ghuryal hos , so aa'nd~aaee'n ai'n chayaaee'n ,"Theek aahe ?"
Grahka chayo," Haan~e mu'nhi'nje saamho vehu ain khit khit kar. Moo'nkhe ghar jee yaad~ th~ee sat~aae."
End of the joke
Joke no. 21
Sachee Ghar Dh~ayaan~ee
Moo'nkhe ai'n mu'nhi'njee joi khe hikr^e d~afe hika Sindh~ee couple jeke Indonesia jaa rahaako hua, invite kayo.
Jad^ahi'n ut~e pahut~aasee'n t~a ghar dh~ayaan~ee fakhhura saa'n chayo ," Moo'nkhe t~u'nhi'nje joi b^udh~aayo t~a t~oo'n rug^o chilled beer peea'nd~o ahhee'n .Inhe kare moo'n hikr^ee bottle freezer me'n b^a kalaak rakhee aahe ."
Moo'n chayo, " Ihaa t~a t~amaam suthee g^aalh aahe. Mahirbanee .'
Kuchhu mintan khaa'n poi hina hikr^ee bottle aa'nd~ee jekaa zare ghat bararf th~ee ve-ee huee.
So moo'n chayo maa'ns ," Haan~e na khol . 1O minta t~ars . Poi maa'n pee'nd~us."
Chayaaee'n ,"Theek aahe ."
Hikr^e minta a'nd~ar hooa b^ee bottle khan~ee aayee jekaa bilkul garam huee ain chayaaee'n ,Haa'n! T~est~aaee'n heea peeu."
Dhan~eea jo rahim ho t~a aj~aa'n heea b^ee bottle na kholee huaaee'n .
Moo'n khe kafee vakt~u lag^o hunkhe samjhaaee'nde t~a heea b^ee bottle na khol.
End of the joke
Joke no. 22
Chaalaak Professor
Hee kiso sach pach poon~e je hikr^e college me'n th~iyo.
Hikr^e literature je professor jee aad~at~ huee t~a hamesha pa'nhi'njan students je essays maa'n chukoo'n kadha'nd~o raha'nd~o ho.
Hikr^e d~afe sabhu students paan~a me'n gad^iyaa ai'n chayaaoo'n,'Acho t~a asee'n paan~a me'n gad^jee hinakhe sabak sekhaariyoo'n ,."
So sa'nd~as hee likhyal puraan~an articles maa'n jeke hina ag^u me'n likhiyoo'n huyoo'n, hinan hooshiyaaree saa'n hika article thahee.
Poi hinan gad^jee heea article professor khe d^inee
Professor article khe t~amaam jald~ee par^hiyo ai'n chayaaee'n ,"Bad~kismat~eea saa'n hina me'n jaam chukoo'n aahin .T~avhaa'nkhe maa'n d^ekhaariyaa'n th~o ."
Para shroo kare hee kare t~ahi'nkhaa'n ag^u me'n, ,students chayus, ' Para saaee'n !Heea t~a t~avhaa'nje articles maa'n nikt~al aahe ."
Professor vaair^o th~ee viyo para jaldee paan~akhe sambhaaliyaaee'n ai'n chayaaee'n,'Chhaa t~avhee'n samjho th~aa t~a moo'n ket~ree na t~arkee kayee aahe jo pa'nhi'njan hee articles maa'n chukoo'n kadhee saghaa'n th~o ?,'
End of the joke
Joke no. 23
Parteea T~e Roz ve'nd~ar
Moo'n hikr^e d~ost~a khe chayo," Roz raat~ jo t~oo'n party t~e th~o vaj~ee'n .. Kad^ahi'n th~akjee'n kona ?
Hina javaab d^ino," Mu'nhi'njaa Dhan~ee ! Na .'
Moo'n chayo maa'ns ,"T~oo'n t~a t~arah t~arah jaa man~hoo gad^ja'nd~o hoo'nd~e'n." Unhan maa'n t~oo'n hoshiyaar maan~hun khe keea'n g^olhe kadha'nd~o aahee'n ?
Javaab d^inaee'n, " T~amaam saulo. Hunan jaa khhiyaala bilkul moo'n jahir^aa hoo'nd~aa aahin.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 24
Zabard~ast Mukaablo
B^a toothpaste thaahin~a vaaraa pan~a me'n isht~ihaaran je zareeye zabard~ast~ mukaablo kare rahiyaa huaa .
Ocht~o hikr^e khe maghhza me'n idea aayee .
Hikr^o banner hinan akharan saa'n, 'Jad^ahi'n t~ahvee'n heea toothpaste kamu an~ee'nd~aa ,t~a t~avhaa'n jaa d^and~a achhe me'n achhaa th~ee'nd~aa' lag^aayo."
B^e d^ee'nhu dh~adh~ke me'n achee viyo jad^ahi'n hikr^ee b^ee line hethaa'n par^hiyaaee'n t~a : Parvaah naaahe je d^nd~a kiree pavan.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 25
Sachee Nurse
Hikr^ee nurse mareeza khe uth~aariyo ai'n chayaaee'n ," Haa'n uth~u !Ni'nda joo'n gor^iyoo'n vathu ."
End of the joke
Joke no. 26
Shee'nhan Je Vicha Me'n Koo-o
Shee'nhan jee hika j^aj~a hika jha'ngala maa'n guzree rahee huee .Ocht~o hikr^o koo-o hunan me'n shaamil th~iyo and nachan~ lag^o.
Shee'nha 'n vaair^aa th~ee viyaa ai'n puchhyaaoo'ns, "T~oo'n t~a asaa'n maa'n kona aahee'n, poi chho asaa'n me'n shaamil th~iyo aahee'n ?"
Kooe javaab d^ino ," Shaad~eea khaa'n ag^ume'n maa'n hiku shee'nhu hos. Haan~e maa'n hee aahiyaa'n.
End of the joke
Joke no. 27
Peeu, Putu ai'n Gad^ahu
Hikr^o maan~hoo ai'n sa'nd~as putu pa'nhi'nje gad^ah saa'n gad^u hika Jha'ngala maa'n vaj~ee rahiyaa huaa .
Ochot~o hikr^o maan~hoo hinan khe gad^iyo ja'nhi'n chayun," T~avhee'n b^aee gad^ah saa'n gad^u pa'ndh~u kare rahiyaa aahiyo. Ghati me'n ghat t~a t~avhaa'n maa'n , hikr^e khe t~a gad^ah t~e vihan~ khape .'
Iho b^udh~ee, peeu pa'nhi'nje puta khe gad^aha t~e vihaariyo .
Kuchhu vakt~a khaa'n poi b^iyo maan^hoo gad^iyun ja'nhi'n puta khe chayo,"Kamaal aahe. Juvaan putu vehe gad^ah t~e ai'n peersan peeu puthiyaa'n pa'ndh~u kare."
Heeu b^udh~ee peeu pa'nhi'nje puta khe heth lahan~a laai chayo ai'n paan~a gad~ah t~e vetho.
Kujhu vakt~a khaa'n poi b^iyo ko maan^hoo hinan khe gad^iyo ja'nhi'n chayun.'T~ahvaa'n jo gad^ahu t~a t~aakat~var th~o lag^e. Savlaaeea saa'n t~avhaa'n b^inhee khe khan~ee sagha'nd~o Poi usa me'n chho th~aa pa'ndh~u kayo,"
So peeu pa'nhi'nje puta khe bi gad~ah t~e vihan~a laai chayo .
Kujhu vakt~a khaa'n poi hikr^o b^iyo maan~hoo gad^iyun jai'nhi'n chayo. "Kamaal aahe ,jo t~avhee'n b^aee hika ghhareeb gad^aha t~e gad^u vethaa aahiyo .Sharam achan~ khapev."
Hina d~afe peeu mu'njhee piyo t~a chhaa kayaa'n
Ihaa ee hayat~ee aahe .T~avhee'n sabhnee khe khhoosh nath~aa rakhee sagho .Sabhnee khe b^udh~o, unhe t~e sochyo para paan~a hee faislo kayo t~a chhaa kaje. Khhair, jekee t~avhaa'n khe van~e so kayo. Moo'nkhe ko ait~raaz konhe. Rug^o gad^ah khe na khan~jo.
End of the joke
Joke no. 28
Pickpockets jo Raajaa ai'n Ran~ee
Hikr^e d~afe hikr^o maan~hoo bus me'n th~e char^hiyo t~a ocht~o mahisoos kayaaee'n t~a ker sa'nd~as kheeso pickpocket karan~ jee koshish kare rahiyo aahe.
Hina maan~hooa khe ie'n ka'nd~e pakr^iyo. D^ithaaee'n t~a hooa zaala aahe .
Chayaaee'n," T~okhe mu'n'nhi'njo kheeso pickpocket karan~ jee himath~a keea'n th~ee .T~okhe khhabar aahe t~a maa'n ker aahyaa'n?"
Zaala chayo,"Moo'nkhe khhabar kona aahe t~a t~oo'n ker aahee'n par hee pahriyo'n d~afo aahe jo kahi'n moo'nkhe pickpocket ka'nd~e vakt~ heea'n pakr^iyo aahe .'
Maan~hooa khilyo ain chayaaee'n."Khhair!Paan~a khe d^oh na d^e chhakaan~ t~a maa'n pick pockets jo raaja aahiyaa'n. '
B^inhee cards hika bi^e khe d^inaa ai'n paan~a me'n gad^jan~u shroo kayaaoo'n .
B^aee hika b^ie khe pyaar karan~ lag^aa ai'n shaad~ee kayaaoo'n .
Kuchhu vakt~a khaa'n poi khen hikr^o kiko j^aao .
Hospital me'n ocht~o nurse chayo," Dhan~ee mu'nhi'njaa. M'unhi'njee mu'ndee gum th~ee ve-ee aahe ."
B^aara je mau th~oro khilyo ai'n b^aara jee muthi kholyaee'n ai'n ut~e mu'ndee ladh~aaoo'n.
Huna nurse khe mu'ndee vaapas d^inee jaa had~a khhoosh th~ee
T~avhee'n hina g^aalh t~e ait~baar kayo th~aa ? Zaroor moo'nkhe javaaab d^iyo
End of the joke
Joke no. 29
Zaal
Zaala asaa'nkhe vad^aa kama karan~ laai himth~aae th~ee ai'n poi inhan me'n rukaavat th~ee vijhe jeea'n t~a asee'n uhe kama na kare saghoo'n
End of the joke
Joke no. 30
B^inhee zaalun saa'n Bad~kismat~ee
Mu'nhi'nje d~ost~a chayo, 'Maa'n b^inhee zaalun saa'n bad~naseeb aahyaa'n. Pahiree'n moo'nkhe chhad^e
ve-ee. Ai'n ' b^ee'n moo'nkhe chad^an~a jee nath~ee kare.'"
End of the joke
Joke no. 31
Farku
Insaanan ai'n sooaran je vicha me'n kahir^o farku aahe ?
Sooara insaanan me'n nath~aa bad~iljan jad^ahi'n hoo peean th~aa .
End of the joke
Joke no. 32
Kut~an Jee Shaad~ee
Kut~aa shaad~ee chhona th~aa kan ?
Chhakaan~ t~a ag^u me'n hee kut~an jee zi'nd~agee guzaareen vethaa .
End of the joke
Joke no. 33
Maau ai'n joi je vicha me'n farku
A.Maau ai'n joi je vicha me'n kahir^o farku aahe ?
Hikr^ee t~okhe rua'nd~o th~ee d~uniyaa me'n aan~e. Bee paka th~ee kare t~a t~oo'n hamesha rua'nd~o rahee'n ."
End of the joke
Joke no. 34
B^a psycologist
B^a psycologists ocht~o paan~a me'n gad^iya.
B^inhee chayo," T~oo'n theek aahee'n...Maa'n keea'n aahiyaa'n ?
End of the joke
Joke no. 35
Suthee Sihat~ jo G^ujhu
Moo'n hikr^e maan~hooa khe d^itho, jeko nave var^han me'n bi Tennis raa'nd~ kare rahiyo ho.
Such pach moo'n hunakhe a'nd~ara me'n saar^haayo. Het~ro phurt.
So moo'n puchhyomaa'ns ,'T~avhaa'njee suthee sihat~ jo kahir^o g^ujh aahe?'
Javaab d^inaaee'n ,'Maa'n har roz pa'nhi'nje papa saa'n tennis raa'nd~ ka'nd~o aahyaa'.
Maa'n ajab me'n paijee viyus ai'n puchhyomaa'ns ,'Maalik mu'nhi'njaa !Ket~ree umir ath~as?'
Javaab d^inaaee'n ,' Atkal 11O .'
Moo'n puchhyomaa'ns ,' T~oo'n het~ro regularly ee'nd~o aahee'n para ag^ye'n haft~e nazar me'n kona aaye'n.'
Javaab d^inaaee'n ,'Mu'nhi'nje Papa jee shaad~ee huee.'
Moo'n chayomaa'ns 'Maalik jee karaamat~! Had~a khhoosh hoo'nd~o.'
Hina javaab d^ino ,' Chhaa khhoosh! Laachaaree karn~ee piyas.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 36
Birthday Party
Birthday Party khhoob zor huee .Chainee t~araf khila hee khila huee .
Ocht~o hika navjavaan hikr^ee paase varee chokreea d^aa'nh, jahi'njo birthday ho moo'nh phere chayo,' D^isee'n th~ee hoo b^udho ai'n bad~zeb maan~hoo ! Maa'n hairaan aahyaa'n t~a t~u'nhi'njee birthday party t~e keea'n achee pahut~o aahe .'
Chokreea jo moo'nh g^aar^ho th~ee viyo ai'n puchhyaaee'ns ,' T~okhe khhabar aahe t~a hoo ker aahe ."
Navjavaan chayo ,' Na! T~oo'n b^udh~aai .'
Chhokr^ee chayo ,'B^udh~u ! Hoo mu'nhi'njo papa aahe .'
Navjavaan maath me'n paijee viyo para paan~a khe sa'nbhaale puchhyaaee'n,'T~okhe khhabar aahe t~a maa'n ker aahyaa'n ?.'
Chhokreea javaab d^ino, 'Na ! Moo'nkhe khhabar kona aahe'!.
Navjavaan chayo ,' Maalik jo rahim .'
Ai'n ut~aa'n khina me'n bhag^o.
End of the joke
Joke no. 37
Sachee Shikaayat~
Hikr^e maan~hooa pa'nhi'nje d~ost~a khe chayo ,' 'D^ee'nha raat~ mu'nhi'njee joi moo'nkhaa'n paisaa ghuree moo'nkhe hairaan th~ee kare.'
Dost~as javaab d^ino,'T~oo'n chhona th~o puchee'ns t~a chhaa je laai paisaa khapans ?'
Maan~hooa javaab d^ino ,'Ko faaid~o konhe .Maa'n t~a kujhu bi kona d^ee'nd~o aahyaa'ns .'
End of the joke
Joke no. 38
Khilamukh Par^esree
Asaa'nje paar^e me'n hiku khilamukh jor^o raha'nd~o ho : Rekha -Gobind
Hikr^e d^ee'nhu jad^ahi'n subhooha jo Gobind office th~e viyo t~a pa'nhi'njee name plate t~e nazar piyas ..
D^isee vaair^o th~ee viyo chhakaan~ t~a name plate t~e lag^al ho Ek Gobi .
Ka'nhi'n paar^e je shait~aan b^aara kujhu alphabets daahe chhad^iyoo'n huyoo'n
T~avhee'n b^udh~aae sagho th~aa t~a kahir^iyoo'n ?Moo'nkhe likhee mokliyo .'
Gobind khilan~ shroo kayo ai'n saj^e paar^e khe kothe , pa'nhi'njee name plate d^ekhaare chayaaee'n ,'Maj~n~o pava'nd~o t~a assa'nje paar^e me'n t~amaam hoshiyaar b^aara aahin .'
Saag^ee haalat~un me'n t~avhee'n chhaa kayo haa ? Moo'nkhe likhee mokliyo .
End of the joke
Joke no. 39
B^oleea me'n had~a Hooshyaar
Jad^ahi'n maa'n Germany viyus, t~ a landlady jit~e maa'n rahn~o hos,hikr^e Indian student khe air port mokliyo t~a je ko problem nikr^e t~a moo'nkhe mad~ad~ kare ai'n ghar aan~e.
Para jad^ahi'n hina moo'nkhe German me'n g^aalhaaee'nd~o b^udh~o , t~a chayaaee'n ,' Ajaayo Landlady moo'nkhe t~okhe airport t~aa'n vathan~ laai mokliyo. Para zaahir aahe t~a khes khhabar kona huee t~a t~oo'n German j^aan~ee . th~o. Khhair ,hamesha airport t~e Indian Students khe vathan~ laai moo'nkhe moklee'nd~ee aahe, chhakan~ t~a khhabar ath~as t~ maa'n jad^ah'n German g^aalhaaee'nd~o aahiyaa'n t~a maan~hoo ajab me'n paijee ve'nd~aa aahin .'
Binaa mahsoos karan~ je t~a hina remark maa'n chhaa nat~eejo nikr^a'nd~o, moo'n landlady khe iho b^udh~aayo .
Chayaaee'n ,' Bilkul sahee th~o chae ,chhakan~ t~a jad^ahi'n g^aalhaaee'nd~o aahe ,t~a asee'n sach pach ajaba me'n paijee ve'nd~aa aahyoo'n t~a hoo German th~o g^aalhaae yaa English .'
End of the joke
Joke no. 40
Shaad~eea khaa'n ag^u me'nin ai'n poi
Hikr^e d^ee'nhu'n hikr^o Jor^o mu'nhi'nje ghar aayo ai'n moo'n hunankhe hethyo'n charcho b^udhaayo
Shaad~eea khaa'n, thoro vakt~ ag^ume'n ma'ng~a'n puchhiyus,''Chaa'nhi laai ghan~aa chamchaa khapanee'n?
Hina javaab d^ino ,'Darling ! Rug^o pa'nhi'nje aag~ur saa'n ghumaai.'
Saala khaa’n poi zaala sag^iyo suvaal puchhiyus . Hina javaab d^ino,’Te .’
Jor^eea d^aadhho dh~yaana saa’n charcho b^udh~o. Poi mur^sas t~amaam sika saa’n pa’nhi’njee joi d^aa’nh nihaare chayaaee’n ‘Moo’n saa’n bilkul ubat~r kiso aahe. Shaad~eea khaa’n ag^ume'n maa’n chaa’nhi me’n rug^o hikr^o chamcho vijha’nd~o hosi. Haan~e t~ maa’n bilkul kuchh na vijha’nd~o aahiyaa’n .’
T~avhaa’njo chhaa khhyaal aahe? T~avhaa’njee kahir^ee haalat~aahe? Zaroor moo’nkhe likho.
Jad^ahi'n moo'n, heeu sabhu hika b^iye d~ost~a khe b^udh~aayo,t~a thatholee ka'nd~e chayaee','T~oo'n, puchhee'ns haa t~a shad~eea khaa'n poi diabetic t~a kona th~iyo aahe.
Para moo'nkhe d~ost~a vij~aain~a jo ko iraad~o konhe..
End of the joke
Joke no. 41
Savlo hal
Hikr^e d~ost~a moo'nkhe chayo,'Dhan~ee rahim kare.! Hee maan~hoo t~a d^ee'nha'n me'n d^aha d~afaa moo'nkhe phone th~o kare .Asul mu'nhi'njo maghhzu khaaee viyo aahe ..'
Moo’n chayo maa’ns ,Ihaa t~a naee khhabar chaibee .’
Mu’nhi’nje d~ost~a moo’n d^aa’nh mu’njhiyal numoone me’n nihaariyo ai’n chayaaee’n , ’Kahir^ee naee’n khhabar ?’
Moo'n chayomaa'ns ,'Moo'nkhe khhabara kona huee t~a t~okhe maghhzu aahe.Jekaa shai huje-ee na, t~a unakhe keea'n khaaee saghje tho?
’Mu'nh'nje d~ost~a chayo ,Dhan~ee mu'nhi'njaa! Moo'nnkhe mad~ad~ karan~a je bad~raa'n moo'nt~e thatholee kare rahiyo aahee'n .'
Moo'n chayo maa'ns ,'Pahiriye'n d~afe hee huna khaa'n puchhee'n haa t~a chho phone kayo athas .'
Mu'nhi'nje d~ost~a javaab d^ino ,Dhan~ee mu'nhi'njaa ! Moo'nkhe t~a iho khhyaala me'n bi na aayo.'
Haan~e moo'nkhe b^udhaayo t~a t~avhaa'njee inhe maan~hooa je baare me'n kahir^ee raai aahe? Moo'nkhe zaroor likho.'"
Hayaat~eea me'n ahir^aa jaam maan~hoo'n hoo'nd~aa aaahin jeke saheeh numoone me'n kamu kona ka'nd~aa aahin. Pa'nhi'n je laai bi monjhaaro kan ai'n b^iyan laai bi,'
Vad^ee g^aalh t~a sabhu d~aava ka'nd~aa aahin t~a math~in t~amaam vad^o kama jo bojo aahe . Ai'n t~avhaa'nkhe ihaa g^aalh maj~aain~a jee koshish me'n t~avhaa'njo vakt~u vij~aaee'nd~aa ahahin. Moo'nkhe hikr^o maan~hoo d^ekhaariyo ,jeko chae tho t~a maa'n ultu pultu kamu ka'nd~o aahiyaa'n para haan~e zabard~ast~ koshish kayaa'n vetho t~ a pa'nhi'nje kama me'n sudh~aaro aan~yaa'n
End of the joke
Joke no. 42
B^a Bombs
B^in bevakoof maan~hun rast~e t~e 2 bombs ladh~aa.
Hikr^e chayo,' Halo t~a asee'n police vati haloo'n ai'n khen ihe bombs d^iyoo'n.'
B^iye chayo,'Chhha th~ee'nd~o je hikr^o rast~e t~e phaatee paye?
Pahriye'n chayo,'Asee'n police khe koor^ b^udh~aaee'nd~aasee'n t^a asaa'n khe rug^o hikr^o ladh~o.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 43
Fakeer ai'n sa'nd~as Saahir^ee
Fakeer: Saaee'n mu'nhi'njaa !Moo'nkhe chaa'nhi'n je laai d^aha rupayaa d^iyo.'
Maan~hooa chayo, 'Para chaa'nhi t~a 5 rupaye mila'nd~ee aahe.'
Fakeer javaab d^ino,' : Para saaee'n moo'nkhe pa'nhi'njee girl friend khe bi chaahi'n d^iyan~ee aahe .'
Maan~hoo: Moo'nkhe khhabara kona huee t~a t~avhee'n fakeera bi girlfriends thaahee'nd~aa aahiyo.'
Fakeer: Na saaee'n! Ihe girl friends hee asaa'nkhe fakeer thi~yoo'n thaaheen.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 44
Khhood~kasheea khaa'n ag^ume'n sookhr^ee
Mard~a zaala khe chayo,' Maa'n tu'nhi'nje roz roz je farmaaishun maa'n ahir^o t~a t~a'ng th~iyo aaahiyaa'n jo moo'n khhood~kashee karan~a jo faislo kayo aahe.'
Zaala chayo,'Ie'n karan~a khaa'n ag^u, moo'nkhei hika achhee sar^ee vathee d^e jekaa tu'nhl'nje maut~a khaa'n poi kam ee'nd~ee.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 45
Ghara me'n b^a maut~a
Hikr^e maan~hooa pa'nhi'nje peeu je maut~a t~e d^aadho runo.
Maan~hun khes d~ild~aaree d^inee.
Et~re me'n bhen~as jo phone aayo.
Inhe t^e vadh~eeka ruan~u shroo kayaee'n.
Maan~hun puchhiyus,' Chaa th~iyo aahe?'
Hina javaab d^ino, 'Chhaa t~a Kahir^u. Mu'nhi'nje bhen~ jo bi peeu maree viyo aahe.'
End of the joke
Joke no. 46
Hiku Kanjoos
Hika d^ee'nhu hika kanjoosa je ghar kuchhu mahmaana aayaa.
Zaala mur^sa khe chayo,' Vaj~u ai'n kuchhu mahmaanan laai aan~.'
Kanjoos b^aahir viyo ai'n hika Taxi vathee aayo.
End of the joke
Joke no. 47
Ka'nhi'nkhe Uloo banaain~u
D~ost~" Chhaa t~oo'n moo'nkhe Uloo banaain~a jee koshish kare rahiyo ahee'n?"
Javaab:" Maa'n kud~irat~ khe jekee van~e, so karan~ d^ee'nd~o aahiyaa'n. Maa'n vicha me'n na pava'nd~o aahiyaa'n."
End of the joke
Joke no. 48
Ajaayaa Ilzaam
Zaala: T~oo'n hamesha moo'nt~e ilzaam rakha'nd~o aahee'n t~a maa'n ajaayoo'n shayoo'n khhareed~ ka'nd~ee aahiyaa'.Th~oro paan~a d^aa'nh bi nazara pheraai..Ag^ye'n saal t~o hiku fire extinguisher khhareed~ kayo aahe. Chhaa aj~aa'n t~aaee'n kama me'n aa'nd~o ath~aee?'
End of the joke
Joke no. 49
Khhooshkismat~ Dost~u
Moo'nkhe ocht~o hiku d~ost~u gad^iyo. D^aadho khhoosh piye lag^o...
Puchhiyomaa'ns: T~u'nhi'nje hair^e khhoosh lag^an~a jo kahir^o sabab aahe?
Javaab d^inaaee'n, 'Kalha raat~ jo moo'n pa'nhi'njaa sabhu karza d^e-ee pooraa kayaa
Puchhiyomaa'ns: Paisaa kith~aa'n milyai?
Javaab d^inaee'n :Ahr^ee kaa g^aalh konhe. Kaalha moo'nkhe karzu d^ee'nd~ar heart attack me'n maree viyo.
End of the joke
Joke no. 50
Paiso ai'n Azmood~o
Hikr^e d~ost~a moo'nkhaa'n puchhiyo: T~o et~raa paisaa kee'a'n kamaayaa?'
Moo'n javaab d^inomaa'ns: Moo'n hika t~amaam shahooakaar maan~hooa saa'n bhaaeevaree kayee. Hunakhe paisoo ho ai'n moo'nkhe aazmood~o
D~ost~a puchhiyo,' Poi chhaa th~iyo ?'
Moo'n chayo:Haan~e moo'nkhe huna jo paiso aahe ai'n hunakhe mu'nhi'njo aazmood~o
End of the joke
Joke no. 51
Duka jee competition
Chhokr^e maau khe chayo, 'Moo'n heea watcha hika duka je competition me'n khatee aahe.'
Maan~as fakhhura maa'n puchhiyo,'Competition me'n ker ker huaa?'
Chhokr^e javaab d^ino, Watcha jo maalik, police vaaro and maa'n.'
End of the joke